I stole this from my friend Kerstin's blog. And thought it was so cute. Enjoy!
In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.
If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
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5 comments:
Ha ha ha! That is too funny! You can count me in as a bear too!
Me too! Although I already am a bear in the mornings and I don't care...if you hadn't noticed, I am NOT a morning person:)
Cute pictures Mirmy! You are good at it:) So I am here with the fam and well, we miss you... Mom randomly says she wishes Miriam was here. Love you!!!!!!!!
How great is this...definitely sign me up to be a bear in the next life!!!
Love it! I could definitely handle bear life. :)
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